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Alright, since everyone else fills out this little form field, I might as well jump off the bridge with them too -- er...whatever stupid mixed metaphor you want to throw in is fine. I'd jump off a bridge for fifteen bucks if you asked, thirty if you want me to shove someone else off.

I'm a bastard.

No, seriously, I am. I'll admit it. Not in the traditional definition of the word, meaning "he who has no legal father" or somesuch nonsense, but in the more modern sense. I tend to think I'm only 20% sensitive male and 80% complete jerk, blended together in some sort of hideous, barely-functioning mishmash, no matter what anyone says.

I'm told I have a talent for words. This is objective, see, since I don't particularly see myself as talented in any field other than using my teensy little body to destroy things. Ninja Pirate skills, and yes, I'm aware of the contradiction, as my Ninja would cancel out my Pirate, but I'm quite a unique specimen as being both actually works to my advantage rather than tearing me apart in some sort of cataclysmic multiverse implosion. Or maybe I used to be talented, but as Chen Wei once said, "Those who are clever when young are often not so when they are older".

At this rate, I'm going to be one really, really stupid old man. Looking forward to that one.

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